May 2012
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,...
I went over, nobody was home.
if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
goodlyrottenapple:
how to kiss
heyfunniest:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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TAKING AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently:
AS A FRESHMAN:
AS A SENIOR:
hiddlesdiddledmyskittle:
abuserr:
dekutree:
lampsarepeople2:
idiotblogger:
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.
New Episode Descriptions
element-of-change:
Chapter Eight: When Extremes Meet
“As Equalist activity continues, Korra faces off against Councilman Tarrlok.”
Chapter Nine: Out of The Past
“Korra tries to understand her visions; Tenzin and Beifong search for Equalist hostages.”
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For the record, I totally knew Tarrlok would be one of the “extremes,” and though I really thought he’d be facing off against Amon, I...
methlabrador:
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
I would become an awesome OC of mine. awwyeah.